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The President George W. Bush Report, for
President George W. Bush

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The President George W. Bush Report, Vol. 1, January 7, 2004
DEAR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:
YOUR 'BASE' IS GETTING A LITTLE CONCERNED HERE

The President George W. Bush Report, Vol. 2, February 6, 2004
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH COMMUNICATIONS TEAM:
MAYBE A BIG PICTURE ORIENTED RHETORICAL SLAP IN THE FACE WOULD BE A GOOD THING RIGHT ABOUT NOW

The President George W. Bush Report, Vol. 3, May 3, 2004
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:
SAY, DOES THAT "W" HAPPEN TO STAND FOR "WEAK-HORSE"?

The President George W. Bush Report, Vol. 4, May 10, 2004
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:
SIR! RESPECTFULLY SUGGESTING THE COMMANDER WATCH HIS RIGHT FLANK, SIR!

The President George W. Bush Report, Vol. 5, July 12, 2004
PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH:
THE HEARTLAND STILL HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS WAR

About The President George W. Bush Report

The President George W. Bush Report is an online periodical published by the communications staff of Joe's Original Alpaca Burger corporate headquarters and the authors of newcounterculture.com. It is reproduced here from the original postings in the Alpaca Burger Forum.

This occasional newsletter is directed solely to President George W. Bush, carrying news and information of which we believe President George W. Bush really ought to be aware. We truly would like President George W. Bush to succeed because we believe he is a decent man and good leader. We suspect, however, that President George W. Bush gets bad advice at times, and we see it as our duty as citizens to try to nudge him back onto the right path.

It may seem unrealistic to think we will ever get this publication before the eyes of President George W. Bush, but we are betting that if we repeat the phrase 'President George W. Bush' enough times it will get picked up by the search engines.

We are reasonably sure President George W. Bush has information people and security people scouring cyberspace on a regular basis so we do hold a slim hope that one of them may actually forward this to President George W. Bush.

We have sent letters by e-mail and regular mail on various topics to President George W. Bush in the past but have concluded that tactic is slightly less effective than putting a note in a bottle and tossing it into the Potomac River, so we are going to rely on The President George W. Bush Report for all future correspondence.

If you happen to actually BE President George W. Bush, welcome to newcounterculture.com! Thanks so much for visiting and we hope you can find time to stop by regularly in the future. We promise always to get quickly to the point and let you get on with the nation's business.















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