The first reason is that civilization hangs in the balance, stated with usual eloquence by Mark Steyn:

Were America to elect John Kerry president, it would be seen around the world as a repudiation not just of Bush and of Iraq but of the broader war. It would be a declaration by the people of American unexceptionalism � that they are a slightly butcher Belgium; they would be signing on to the wisdom of conventional transnationalism.

The second reason is that the Democrats are crooks, which will be stated with typical inelegance by me:

In my town of Reston, Virginia, the bastards have a comprehensive program to disallow all Bush-Cheney signs. I know this because I'm working on the local campaign with the Republican sign guy. He's put up over 70 signs and they have all but one or two disappeared.

Here's how the sh*theads are doing it: They have people riding around in cars with cell phones, calling in the locations of all new signs. Then someone else will rush in to remove the sign. These aren't 'kids' or typical scruffy 'activists,' they're professional-looking adults.

They could be your neighbor; they could be your kid's teacher; they could be the scumbag who's keying your car. This IS today's Democratic Party.

The sign guy has caught them and tried to get the police after them but they can't get there in time.

Meanwhile, there are literally hundreds of Kerry-Edwards signs around town. You know why? BECAUSE REPUBLICANS ARE NOT RAT BASTARD THIEVES. But of course, you probably already knew that.

The sign guy put some kind of nasty oil on the more recent signs, so hopefully if nothing else some Democrat's upholstry got ruined. But here it is a few days before election day and there are no Bush signs in town.

There's nothing you can do about a concerted effort by a group of *ssholes to trumpet their *ssholiness.

The one, single thing you CAN do to put these guys back in the hole they crawled out of is re-elect George W. Bush. Therefore, this is what must be done.

UPDATE: I don't need to be convinced of the Democratic Party's essential perfidy, but in case you do, this is from Ace:

But the real news was Fund's report of a conversation he had with a Democratic consultant, whose name, he said, we'd all know. He didn't say the guy's name, but he said he had spoken to him in the green room during the taping of a recent show.

Fund asked what he thought of the election, and this man said, "Off the record, I think Kerry just might lose." But he then continued (paraphrased): "That doesn't mean it's over, though. Democrats will protest and fight so strongly that Bush won't have a win even if he wins. We will obstruct so much that this country will be ungovernable by Christmas."

That's liberalism for you. Be afraid, be very afraid, and think what it would be like if they actually win. If there was ever a year to vote party-line Republican, this is it.