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28, 2005

The George W. Bush Legacy of Global Meltdown

Like a dark noxious fog spreading across the Middle East, the wave of destruction wrought by the new Bush Doctrine continues apace. How many lives must be destroyed before this apocalypse finally concludes?

In Egypt, today's news brings the portent of ominous instability.

A veritable frenzy is shaking Lebanon, perhaps to the point of political meltdown.

How did we let ourselves stumble to the edge of this cliff? Probably, the momentum was already sufficient by the time the world realized Bush's disastrous adventurism in Iraq had turned out much uglier than even the war's staunchist critics had predicted.

As the so-called 'Coalition' turned over the rocks, vermin jumped out - right into the warmongers' laps!

As one society after another crumbled under the pressure of the Bush war-for-oil machine, rampant promiscuity and unprecedented haughtiness became the name of the game in once-proud cultures of the region.

Sure, Bush's cabal of neocons, and their allies in the lap-dog mainstream media, crowed over the 'fledgling democracy' in Iraq: fledgling at the barrel of a gun is what it was! Hah!

The victims are legion; the horror unspeakable - and even more so because sanctioned by the civilized world. The 21st century may indeed bring every catastrophe predicted by our modern seers. It appears that the next domino to fall in this boneyard may well be Syria: The nation that not so long ago was an island of stability in a trembling region has apparently begun the slow, inexorable drift into chaos that serves as the hallmark of the entire Bush II presidency.

What does the future hold? It pains me to say it, but the writing is on the wall. Look up Roget's listing at 693.4 and I think you'll find all you need to know: That's the listing for 'disaster.'

Thanks, George W. Bush. Thanks a lot.

UPDATE: Another Democrat responds to the events of the day.

27, 2005

Academy Awards blogging

Ha! Fooled ya! I just finished organizing the garage and sat down at 11:17 pm Eastern time where the spousal unit happens to have the Oscar awards show on and I'm going to check e-mail. I have not watched the Academy Awards in years, since before the Robin Williams-Billy Crystal-Whoopi Golberg era, before Steve Martin, before probably any host who is still alive. And I do not plan to start again tonight because...because....well, just because I guess I'll never be 15 years old again.

Ah, the wistfulness of it all.

25, 2005

A real life window into the Alpaca Burger Forum

[Answering the frequent questions: Who are those guys? Where are they coming from? And how do they make their voice DO that?]

Time: 9:58 pm

Location: Den

Seated: On couch

Clothing: Pajamas (of course) plus bathrobe

Food: Chili, to be followed by nicotine gum

Drink: Shiraz (Charles Shaw, 2003)

Drink container: Coffee mug

Mug status: Full

Animal status: Cats - out in 'cat house' (revamped, heated tool shed); Puppy - asleep on couch; Ferret - asleep in cage; Snake - ditto (different cage)

Productivity Level: Diminished

Evidence of Productivity Level: Three days' worth of Washington Times newspapers on floor, unread

Independence Level: High

Evidence of Independence Level: Wife upstairs in bed, very early

Weather: Chilly, 4 inches of snow on ground

Immediate concern: One of the cats can exit the cat door of the cat house, but can't figure out how to get back in

Cat of concern: The big fluffy stupid white one

Cat status: Abominable Snow Cat seen roaming the back yard

Plan of action regarding Abominable Snow Cat: Cat allergies prohibit direct contact; Snow Cat has plastic Kitty Igloo from PetSmart to shelter in; All systems normal and thus no reason to leave couch

On TV: Hannity and Colmes, guest - Penthouse and Playboy model, and 'sexysexpert.com' columnist Dr. Victoria Zdrok

TV guest's most recent statement: 'Of course, it's more difficult for a woman to rape a boy, than for a man to rape a girl'

Our immediate response to that statement: No, it's probably much, much easier.

Self-synopsis snapshot of our childhood: Bad little boy

Current subject of reverie: When the history of all this is written, who will occupy more pages: George Washington or Scott Peterson?

Current slightly-more-serious subject of reverie: Wouldn't it be something if this butt-stomping Pope could stick it out for another 20 years?? That would be great.

Disclaimer on previous statement: We are not Catholic, so we understand the Pope as a 'cultural' rather than 'sacred' figure, so please take no offense at our seeming irreverence.

Plans for the weekend: Complete interminable unpacking process and finally get moved in to this house; take wife out for belated Valentines Day dinner; learn Adobe After Effects; do all things in moderation

Current appraisal of Adobe After Effects: COOL!

Current appraisal of 'moderation': Tentatively - ok, but in moderation

Current appraisal of Elton John: Based on just-viewed commercial - A warning to us all. The concepts of 'entropy' and 'dissipation' come to mind.

Current reverie of appraisal of Europeans in general: Oh, there are plenty of fine, decent people who happen to be European...They can't help where they were born...If not for the grace of God, any one of us could be Germans, or even Frenchmen....Americans should be magnanimous and kind as their protectors...Maybe when European countries can learn to become self-sufficient, able to defend themselves and able to solve their own problems, America will be able to cut them loose...Someday, someday.

Favorite TV show: Iron Chef (NOT the lame, 'Iron Chef America' ripoff - HA! no link for you, capitalist dogs!!)

Reason we never blog our favorite TV show: We're too busy watching

Main character of Iron Chef: Don't kid yourself; it's all about Fukui-san.

24, 2005

First Amendment includes right to criticize Religion of Peace

We just ran across this Web site: Since Christianity is fair game, and has been forever, this seems like it requires no further justification:

First Amendment freedoms include the right to criticize Islam and Muhammad

We the undersigned are shocked and appalled by recent Muslim attempts to stifle circulation of Craig Winn's 'Prophet of Doom,' by demanding that bookstores stop carrying it and that its publication cease, via the petition 'Stop Hatred and Misinformation about the Best of Creation.'

As firm supporters of First Amendment freedoms, we demand that authors critical of Islam (or any other religion) be given full First Amendment protection.

Insofar as the United States of America is founded on a separation of church and state, the charge of blasphemy is utterly inapplicable in US courts. Moreover, Muslims must realize that their religion, however dear it may be to them or however many followers adhere to it, is in no way exempt from being subjected to rationalist critique, as has been the case for centuries with the other major religions...

Read the rest here.

Since the 'intellectuals' consistently have come out unapologetically against those identified with Christianity, which happens to be the dominant moral and philosophical system underlying Western culture, it seems clear that every other belief system also should be fair game for discussion and debate.

UPDATE: More here - Girls receives 100 lashes for being raped.

Rove as magician; Rush as manipulator

The Sanderman checks in with this incisive post, putting the rampant Rove speculation among the desperate unwashed under Occam's razor:

Check out Hewitt's link to this hilarious Tim Blair post.

When will the left stop thinking that Karl Rove can manipulate the media like a Siegfried and Roy audience? (me: I hope never).

The left is still in denial over Rathergate, insisting that Karl Rove leaked the forged documents to CBS. Let's assume, for a moment that he DID leak the forged docs. He would have had to assume many things.

First, that he would not be exposed--because he would surely have become chum for the media sharks.

Second, that CBS would actually resuscitate a tire old story AND Dan Rather as the delivery mechanism for the forgeries.

Third, that the heretofore unknown to the general public Blogosphere, would suddenly become a powerful player in exposing the truth.

And finally, the fake memos would not be properly fact checked by CBS, or ALTERED by CBS to appear real.

Too many assumptions. Too many risks. The most simple answer is usually the correct answer. And the most simple answer is that the risks outweighed the rewards; and nobody as smart as Rove would submit himself or the President to such risks.

Remember, Bush didn't need CBS to fail, Kerry needed CBS to succeed.

In one of the liberal publications that really ought to know better, a year or two ago (I think it was Washington Monthly - I'll dig out the link later), the question was explored: Why has Rush Limbaugh been so successful?

I think the answer provided, which was breathtakingly wrong, was that Rush is succeeding because he is an extraordinarily talented radio guy who put his finger up into the wind and discerned that the momentum was on the right. Therefore Limbaugh threw his lot in with the conservative, and the rest is history.

There is a parallel here: Rove is considered by the left to be a success because he is especially insidious, an evil-genius-mastermind. Limbaugh, because he is extremely clever and signed on cynically with the projected winning team.

In contrast, I would submit to our liberal friends, is the notion that both these guys happen to really believe what they believe, and to a large degree they happen to be right. Thus the success.

Rove is a magician all right, and Rush is a wizard - but in my view both are entirely reality-based. For some reason this is very hard for the opposition to accept.

22, 2005

Bonfire of the Vanities #86

The latest Bonfire is up at Full of Crap, and it is a marvel of economy. We're in there doing some self-torching.

The (Pro) Bush Tapes, Vol. 2

The righties are crying foul and the lefties are trying to make a mountain out of a puff of smoke.

I'm standing by my statement the day the tapes came out: This has the tacit approval of the Bush team, folks. This is going to HELP Bush's public image.

The wiretapper Weads has the perfect cover: He's being reviled as a traitorous bastard by the right-leaners. But if he truly was seeking maximum publicity at Bush's detriment, he would have revealed the tapes RECORDED IN 1998 in October 2004, not February 2005. He'd have sold a ton more books.

No, this is not a hatchet job. It's a puff piece. It will be part of Bush's legacy, and that to the good. Rove did it again.

Hey, Hub: If you're still around, I'd like to get your take on the Bush tapes.

UPDATE: On Hannity and Colmes tonight, guests G. Gordon Liddy and Martin Frost (Former Texas Congressman - D)

Frost: I don't think Bush comes across badly on these tapes.

Liddy: With friend like Wead, Bush does not need enemies. You wiretap the enemy...you don't wiretap your friends...That is really sleazy.

Frost: The general public will say his comments are really reasonable.

Liddy: His message is essentially Christian: You love the sinner and hate the sin...What you see is what you get. We see President Bush in an extremely private moment and there is no difference between his private persona and his public persona...There's nothing new here.

21, 2005

Why are the lefty blog communitarians so nutso?

Reader Greg e-mailed me earlier today about the strangeness going on over at Daily Kos (sort of like the water going on over at the ocean). This time the kossites are getting sweaty and loud over the Gannon controversy (or as we call it, the 'Ha ha ha you sure like that dirty little plastic ball don't you boy? Who's the big boy? Who's the good doggie? Go get the ball, doggie!' controversy) and some nastiness they engaged in to REALLY get Hinderaker ticked off.

Greg comments:

Why do you think that the left is going bezerk over Gannon? Do you think that they are thinking "Ah HA! Gotcha...you bad right wing freak", or do they honestly think that there is something more, or do you really think that they care?

I can't figure out why the blogs are keeping it alive? Unless there is something there, this may represent blogging's first failure--hoping and wishing for something so hard that the blogosphere creates a major crisis and then becomes a gestapo lynch mob of sorts--attacking all those who disagree.

I think this has moved beyond "Gotcha" and beyond caring about truth. The story in this case, isn't Gannon. The story is how the blogs are reacting to the story.

When the Rathergate story broke, if I'm not mistaken, the lefty blogs were basically trying to save face while the righty blogs beat the tar out of Rather BASED ON FACTS. The Gannon story seems to be based on HOPES and FANTASIES of high level white house conspiracy of media control that will somehow bring down W's Presidency. The only facts are that Gannon's real name is Gukert, he runs a web based gay escort service, he worked for Talon News. The left outed a gay reporter. Score one for tolerance. Where is the story?

The story is, the Left in this country is, to a large extent, nuts. Crazy. Pulse strong but brain activity frighteningly erratic. And the one's who aren't crazy are drowned out by the unhinged, so their overall impact on public discourse is marginal.

They got nothing with the Gannon story, but because they have been pushed into such a marginal position they are reacting like cornered wolverines, snapping wildly in all directions. Stay the hell away from them.

Democratic Party Crippled Itself in 2000

Relevant to yesterday's post on the 2004 elections, Michael Barone discusses what may have been the initial fissure leading to the current Democratic crackup:

...Terry McAuliffe during his four years as Democratic National Chairman and John Kerry in his 2004 presidential campaign encouraged rank-and-file Democrats to believe that the election was stolen. They decided to delegitimize an American election for partisan gain. And in the process, they did much damage to George W. Bush and the Republicans, to the reputation of the American political process and, inadvertently but to a far greater extent, to their own Democratic Party...

The damage to the Democrats, I would argue, has been greater. Many of them remained focused during the first Bush term on the Florida controversy, and have done less than they might have to produce attractive new policies. McAuliffe predicted that anger over the Florida result would defeat Gov. Jeb Bush in 2002. But Bush won with 56 percent of the vote. Democrats hoped that anger over Florida would produce a huge turnout in 2004. John Kerry did win 16 percent more popular votes than Al Gore. But George W. Bush won 23 percent more popular votes than he did in 2000.

Please go read all of it. This explains the bizarre conclusion of the greatest U.S. political realignment of the past century. It's a realignment that began in 1980 (or was it 1964?) and blossomed in 1994, but will not be fully felt until the 2008 elections. The Democratic Party hitched their wagon to a mad cow.

Fear and Loathing and Death: Hunter S. Thompson, RIP

Hunter S. Thompson offed himself tonight. He was 67.

He was a card: he was a friend of Pat Buchanan and he liked Richard Nixon - and believed the CIA was behind the Sept 11 2001 attacks.

I read The Great Shark Hunt, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hells Angels and a bunch of his articles when I was in my teens and early 20s. At the time, I enjoyed the hell out of his writing but I thought his reputation for being able to function while consuming massive quantities of drugs was dangerous for those of us who might be impelled to try the same lifestyle - and soon thereby end up in the gutter. I learned to dismiss Thompson as a freak. I don't know about his influence on others.

Among many eyebrow-raising quotes, he said, 'I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.'

Poor guy: I found him entertaining but baffling. How could you live so close to the edge of darkness for so long? Well the answer is, 67 is not that old, and suicide always seems untimely. It would be wrong to disparage anyone for what must have been a tragic personal situation; after all, he could have been in pain or just discovered he had a mortal illness. But the sad ending does not come as a great surprise, either.

20, 2005

Contra multiple liberal arguments: Some answers to Hub of the Universe

UPDATE: More on related topics in this more recent post.

We appreciate those who take the time to leave comments here, being as how we could count them on our fingers and still have enough digits left over to play 'From the Halls of Montezuma' on the flute. And we try to reply and highlight them when possible. So this reply is a little late in coming - but viewed in the context of a year, it has been a small portion indeed.

This individual left a number of interesting comments back in the fall, but because of the 'perfect storm' of cat-induced sickness, holidays, work and moving, we have been pretty late to the game in getting back to argumentation on serious matters.

(Plus, there's so much comment-spam back there that just going back through the posts to find the ones Hub commented on is like returning to your burgled apartment over and over while the burgler is still there, ripping you off. As evidenced by the theme of this post, we do know how to procrastinate, but believe me it is not just procrastination keeping us from cleaning out all the spam messages. It's because it is extremely laborious.)

Anyway, Hub's reaction to this post following the election is as follows, with my responses interspersed.

The liberal line is not that you all pulled a “slick one” on us – no, you did that last time. You were caustically negative and personal, though.

I can see why you say this, because Kerry was raked through the coals in a very tough-fought campaign.

But....HUH? I mean, where is your sense of proportion regarding how Bush has been vilified, painted as a monster, the reincarnation of Hitler. It's almost unthinkable to have to argue this point because from my perspective and plenty of other peoples' the intensely hateful caricaturing has been the backdrop of Bush's entire first term, not just the recent campaign. I'm....well, let's just leave it at that for now; we are obviously living in different realities on this one because I viewed the rough treatment of Kerry as a relatively limp and late attempt to compensate for the terrible mistreatment of the president. Honestly, I'd be much more interested in exploring our different universes than in going back and dredging up all the stuff said and written about Bush, but I'd ask you take the preceding sentences at face value and just accept the fact that I really believe those statements are true. I'm not the most cultured guy in the world, but I've seen plenty of evidence for what I believe.

Juxtapose, for example, the tone of the Democratic Convention against that of the Republican Convention -- indeed, just consider the keynotes (Obama Barrack v. Zell Miller) – and tell me different. Yes, liberal activists, including the evil Soros and Moore, did come out swinging this time and helped to chip away at w’s margin. The same applies equally, at least, to your side. (Remember the Smearboat?) w’d have gone done in flames without his inflamed base.

Several points here. First, I thought Zell Miller's address at the Republican convention was spellbinding in its sincerity and truthfulness. He spoke precisely what many of us believe. I stayed up to watch it again when they repeated the broadcast. When an artist paints a picture of a terrible crime, you blame the criminal for the horrors, not the artist.

Second, the campaign against Bush by the Democrats' third parties was pretty frigging impressive in terms of dollars and energies spent. F -9/11 was quite the spectacle, you have to admit. 'Chipped away at w's margin' is one way to put it. 'Created a massive cultural movement' would be another.

Third, the Swiftboats did absolutely nothing for Bush's base. I'm part of Bush's base, and the only utility of the Vietnam vets groups was, as indicated above, to compensate for the massive disinformation campaign for the votes of the middle-of-the-road and indecided voters.

His supporters like to point out that he got more votes than any candidate in presidential history. I’d point out that Kerry came in second by that standard. And you can be sure that the Kerry votes were cast with white-hot intensity.

You are correct, and Kerry accomplished quite a feat. Bush's votes also were cast with intensity. In my former hometown of Reston - the Democratic wing of a pretty Democratic Fairfax County - the Republican organization had an unprecedented presence at the polls. In fact between the poll watchers, canvassers, leaflet distribution and everything else that we did from September through the election, this precinct now has a thriving Republican organization for the first time ever.

You may like this map: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/statemaplarge.png I refer you to this one: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/election/statecartlarge.png Remember, people, not dirt, vote -- I wouldn’t crow too loudly over 51%.

Yes, of course, point taken. The map is very deceiving although I guess its visual impact with the huge red swaths explains its broad circulation since the election. I don't consider the Republican strongholds of North Dakota, Montana and Alaska as evidence I'm with the majority.

I find it rather weird (among other things) that someone who links to Kirkegaard would rant against the professors.

Well, read Kierkegaard or read about him (Lowrie's 'Short Life of Kierkegaard' is a great and quick way to get acquainted) and you'll get cleared up on that point in short order. He found the establishment intelligentsia and intellectual giants of the time highly suspect...his entire life's work could be viewed as a devastating attack on Hegalianism, the dominant philosophical movement of the time, and he spent the last years of his life in an artillery battle against the Copenhagen intellectual establishment, which at that time was largely centered in the church.

Also, the point SK emphasized above every other in all of his works was the freedom of the 'solitary individual' to take whatever position he or she arrived at through personal thought, introspection and will. Everyone else can be wrong. There need be no genuflecting to the dominant ideology of the academies.

Nevertheless, when 75% of Bush supporters believe that Saddam was behind or involved in the 9/11 attacks, you all down there in the exurbian South (or wherever) are in dire need of some education: http://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/04/opinion/04wills.html (Was Greg’s reference to Kerry supporters as “Know Nothings” made in irony?) 9/11 was God’s gift to w and it kept on giving up until the end. Though just barely – he went from 92% support in the wake of the attacks to a bare majority last week.

That Garry Wills article is now only available for purchase, but from the abstract I'd guess you're making the point that Bush inflamed the religious and cultural neanderthals. 'American electorate's fundamentalism is evident in its rage at secularity, its religious intolerance, and its fear of and hatred for modernity; says Bush was re-elected by being a divider; says even if he wanted to be more conciliatory now, constituency to which he owes his victory is not a yielding one; says he must give them what they want, because his helpers are also his keepers.'

That's a biting caricature, all right. If you really believe that about conservative Christians, then by all means have at it because you are entitled to your own perception of reality. But it would probably be more useful to dig a little further into our views on secularism, modernity, and 'religion.' Then again, if those on the Left keep thinking of us as the REAL Know Nothings, it will continue to work to our advantage in elections. If you can't identify your opponent, it will be harder to defeat him.

Regarding the decrease in public support for the president, there were a number of reasons for that. See the point above about the massive misinformation campaign for part of the answer. The fact that there was a POLITICAL CAMPAIGN might also have had something to do with it.

w had all the support in the world, not to mention the country, and could have pulled people together to do great things. Where are we now? Deep in debt, stretched thin on the ground, and divided and angry.
Turns out, the world - and by this I assume you mean the large bloc of dissenting voices at the U.N. - would have preferred a very different approach after the terrorist attacks. Many people in the U.S., including President Bush, disagreed with their appraisal.

Some people here agreed with the U.N. and that pretty much killed the possibility for the idyllic, harmonious future in which all Democratic candidates in 2002 and 2004 would have bowed out so that President Bush could continue to bring people together. I agree, it would have been a milestone in U.S. political history but, alas, the war in Iraq prevented it from coming to be.

Here’s an interesting comment from one of your brethren which we effete city-dwellers should take under advisement: http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=5652 I could go there! Enough red-state welfare! Part of the deal, however, would have to be that we keep our brand (the Union), and you keep yours (Dixie).

I know there was a good deal of conversation on this topic after the election but I barely had time to read the headlines in November because of the crush of personal issues. The Human Events article is amusing. If I wasn't so dreadfully late in responding to this maybe we could bounce this notion around but probably not much point in it now. I never spent much time thinking seriously about the secession/expulsion issue.

I will keep my eyes open for new developments with those who have expressed a desire to emigrate from here, though. So far it seems like it's been a really paltry number, but if it picks up I want to learn about where they end up going.

That w – he’s a uniter, not a divider.

Yeah, he misread the landscape on that one. Also, he may not have realized that, as VDH astutely noted, a conservative, Christian, southern Republican has no chance of gaining acceptance from the liberal elite. Bush was doomed on that score from the start.

Besides, when there are deep differences of opinion in the body politic, the leader's proper role may not be first to seek unity of opinion. It may be to ensure the correct opinions are acted upon. Let the unity come later when, and if, the dissenters see the results.

Hub, I appreciate the attempt at dialogue and apologize for the long delay in engaging your points. The dialogue would have been better if I'd been more timely. Thanks also for the kind cat-related sentiments. If you stop back, I think I'll be able to remain engaged now.

Soon I'll post an update on the cat situation. Hint: We still have them, but they are where they belong.

2005 Daytona 500: They done saved the best for last...

...and they done crashed real bad.

The middle part of the race was a bit of a snoozer but it all just hit the fan in a big, calamitous, cut-from-the-commercial break mass smackeroo. Suddedly with 22 laps to go everyone who apparently had been strategically holding back the entire race decided to let loose and the single file became 2 lines of cars and three-wide racing. With about 16 to go the fifth place car got loose and turned a bit sideways and the next thing you know he took the entire field with him. Greg Biffle apparently started it and there must be 20 damaged cars.

I had gotten lulled into a mindless, thoughtless, blogless blank stare for a couple hours, but I'm wide awake now so I guess I'll keep this thing on.

Restart with 13 laps to go. Dale Jr is in third - yay!

They just friggin' crashed in the back of the field without even getting to the starting line - doh!

Give me a break.

Well now that we have some time to kill: Tony Stewart is leading, Jeff Gordon second, Dale Jr. third. Little E just said over the radio to tell Tony's crew he'd help Tony as long as he stays on the bottom, but if Tony gets up on the outside there's nothing he can do because the 8 car runs best on the inside. Last year Tony pushed Dale into the lead so maybe Dale really would return the favor if they could get Gordon out of the way.

Or maybe Dale is dogging him in a big way. Nah, couldn't be. Dale's a good guy.

Mark Martin and Rusty Wallace are running 7th and 8th. It would be nice to see either of them take this race as it's the last appearance for both, I think, but neither has been able to stay near the front. This is going to be absolutely nuts IF THEY EVER RESTART UNDER THE GREEN THAT IS and probably only a few cars are strong enough to charge to the front on their own.

Restart with 6 to go: They'll stay in line this first lap to get up to speed. Oops I'm wrong. Gordon goes to the outside to pass and E stays behind Tony as though to help as promised -- but as soon as Gordon falls back E then leaps to the outside and tries to pass Tony. He did try to dog him!

Now it's Jeff Gordon of all people helping E, who has not been in the front all day. Stewart is still in the lead with 4 to go.

E jumps in front of Tony on the inside leaving Gordon outside - but now E is going to hop from the inside to the outside lane to try to keep Stewart and Gordon behind him. Stewart is getting bogged down on the inside and Kurt Busch passes him, Stewart fades to about 6th it looks like.

They're running four-wide. There's gonna be another crash at this rate. Gordon takes the lead, E in second....CAUTION. CRAP. 3 to go. Ok NASCAR says it will be a green-white-checker two lap finish no matter what. 5 miles of racing is not too bad but only half of it will be at full speed. DON'T CRASH AGAIN BOYS.

Gordon takes it, no one had enough to make a pass with this few laps, Busch second, Dale Jr. third. Good racing at the end. Good for the Hendrick team, they prepared and tested all winter for this and deserved the win. Stayed near the front all day and in the right place at the end.

Some nastiness between Tony Stewart and Jimmie Johnson just after the finish: Johnson had apparently tried to block him from going to the front on the last lap and so Tony gave him an elbow to the ribs on the way back around. Ah, who wouldn't.

Little E: 'Like Arturo Gotti, we saved it for the championship rounds...50 laps ago we weren't too fast, but the Budweiser Chevrolet comes through when you need it.'

Jeff G. Dedicated the win to the 11 or so people who died in the plane crash last year when a portion of the team and Hendrick family was lost.

Gordon's a hard one not to like. You could say that about most of these guys. Some of them sure can be clowns at times, but generally seem nice all the way around.

Well that was a pretty good afternoon's entertainment: A long chess-game segment from lap 50 to lap 175, and then a crazy charge to the finish. The biggest race of the season is over and the season is just beginning: godalmighty, what a great sport.

UPDATE: Dale Jr on the post race show compliments Gordon for skillful bump drafting. 'Some of these guys know what they are doing, they're pretty good at it. From inside the car it really didn't look that scary.'

Mikey is kind of devastated about blowing an engine late in the race - they just said he's already been told this is his last year with DEI so maybe he's thinking this was his last best chance to win. They really shouldn't be cutting him loose. Dale Jr. should start his own team - I'm not sure about that stepmother of his.

2005 Daytona 500: 1/4 through, so far so good

Mikey has led almost the entire race, which is cool but means absolutely nothing. The smaller restrictor plate this year might have any kind of unexpected effect on the engines and, indeed, some who are last may be first.

Only one wreck so far - good! The Wood Brothers car lost a tire and caused it - bad!

The combination of aerodynamics-and-engine changes NASCAR required this year seems to have succeeded. They're not running in one big crash-inducing blob but it's also not a continuous single-file parade. The lead pack of 5 cars had created some distance for about 10 laps but it looks like the next two groups have caught right back up....

And following the commercial they all slid back again.

Ok it's chili time.

2005 Daytona 500: Best Sunday of the Year

Hah! I walk downstairs to check out the pre-race festivities and there is Brian Wilson, of all people, doing 'Good Vibrations,' of all songs. That I did not expect. Talk about one of the more interesting personages in rock history; it was an ordeal for this guy to ever do public performances again.

He really is in control, doing the lead vocals and looks like he is having a good time. This has got to be one of his biggest live audiences ever. Like a couple weeks ago, an experience to treasure.

Good start to a killer event. The Daytona 500 is to your typical spectator sport as Pinochle is to Crazy 8s.

The (Pro) Bush Tapes, Vol. I

I just finished reading this momentous new document on the secretly-taped conversations with President Bush in the New York Times (and if they have blocked it yet by the registration process, just use the slick trick we got from Dummocrats to bypass that) and my reaction is:

It is a really snakey thing to record a bunch of phone conversations with someone and then print them in a book, but the president comes off remarkably well in the portions that have been released so far. If this is representative of the total, the book is going to boost Bush's poll numbers if it does anything to the public perception.

There is no significant guile revealed, beyond the obvious 'how will this be perceived?' self-consciousness you'd expect from any politician. You get to know the guy better and if you're already a supporter, that's a pretty cool thing; and if you're on the fence, as everyone knows, you'll tend to be swayed by his charm. (If you hate him you're likely a little twisted anyway and your opinion will never change even if Bush sprouts wings and carries you kicking and screaming through the Pearly Gates).

He's not a gay-basher, he's extremely skeptical about the United Nations, he's frank about his drug use, and he's a Christian but not walking lockstep with the evangelical leadership. What's not to like?

I smell Karl Rove in this, knee-deep.

Rep. Foley speaks frankly on 'terror'

On Fox and Friends this am, remarking on our president's current visit with the defenseless Lilliputians European leadership, Rep. Mark Foley (R-Fl) noted that (paraphrasing here)

...we have similar concerns. There has been alarming growth of these radical Islamic sects throughout Europe. I think the leaders of these countries are aware that we must work together, because we are all in this war against terror together.

While we're not always impressed with Foley's priorities, he should be commended for calling a spade a spade in this instance. Or coming close, at least: Tying 'Islamic sects' and 'terror' together in the space of two sentences is a rare occurrance from within our government.

UPDATE: I guess that sentence would have made the point better if it had read: Tying 'Islamic sects' and 'the war on terror' together in the space of two sentences is a rare occurrance from within our government.

Yeah, I could have just changed it and not said anything, but the standards of accountability we maintain here are the Alpaca Burger Forum just won't permit glossing over slapdash, poorly-phrased posts. Our readership may be small, but it is very well apprised.

18, 2005

Humor blog roundup

Since just about anything that can be done in the blogosphere has already been done, and the things that haven't been done are certainly about to be done by people much more capable than you or I, there remain only a few scattered crumbs of innovation available to us underachievers.

So let's list the funniest blogs we know of. Someone else is probably already doing this, but we prefer not to know those details and instead plow ahead under the illusion of our own meaningfulness.

First - though the blog is not, technically, outlandishly funny - is the national treasure Dave Barry, whom many of you will remember for his extremely humorous newspaper column which ended its run last month.

Dave Barry is still around. John Lennon is not. If John Lennon was still alive and hosting a TV game show, you'd probably watch that show periodically just on the basis of cultural obligation. You should visit Dave Barry's blog for the same reason.

Second - Frank J. is the man who commands awe from the hearts of all heart-bearing creatures. The heartless get no lift, unfortunately. But on the merits of posts like this, and especially this (read all the way down), you got to give the Frank J-man his props. Or you got to put on your frilly little yellow dress and grab your lollypop and get the f*ck out of dodge like the fairy you are.

Third - Liberal Larry is about the only human being on this Earth who gets it. Until the rest of us do, w will keep winning elections until he is elected almighty God. Mark my words.

Fourth - Iowahawk. Gosh. Jeez. Holy crap. This is not satire: This is the Underworld. If you ever have to answer that 'desert island' question and bring one blog with you, it's Iowahawk. If such a blog did not exist, we'd each have to invent said blog in our personal reverie before we die, because reality would not be complete without it.

Fifth - Heh, like you had to wonder. As if. It's that Protein Wisdom guy. Where does he get this stuff.

16, 2005

Where we stand on the political compass - and why the antipathy!

Interesting! - there are currently Blogosphere Political Compass Project results posted at the zoo, 'graphing the approximate political affiliation of bloggers from all corners of the Internet.' It's like a quick and dirty Myers-Briggs test designed to pigeonhole diverse individuals into measurable categories.

Anyone can take the test, so do jump in!

What we discovered is, unsurprisingly, that we aren't exactly what we seem. Oh sure, just like with Myers-Briggs, some of the questions were judgment calls and if our mood this evening had skewed slightly the results may have been different, but we tried to answer honestly with a bit of reflection on each topic.

Herewith, our grade:

Your political compass

Economic Left/Right: 4.00

Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.21

Which compares thusly to famous personages from around the horn:

Actually, it won't make a boatload of sense to you until you take the test, (it's less than 10 minutes) so do it and see how we compare. See what you really think of us Alpaca Burger guys.

Especially check out the left-hand sidebar at the zoo site and you'll find a fairly instructive set of data reflecting many bloggers' results.

I think our results put us at least peripherally in the South Park Republican camp. I tend to think if the answers from this instance were in fact skewed on the basis of how we're feeling right now, alternative results in other circumstances would go further to the right. But we did give a fair amount of thought and focus to this episode so we will stand by this grade.

There is a pretty staunchly liberal friend of mine, a friend of nearly 30 years now, who I see a couple times a year for late night rumination-and-argumentation sessions, and during these sessions we often engage in extremely pointed exercises of the Socratic method.

Sometimes, after many libations, combustibles and comestibles, we arrive at a point where we realize we agree to a very large extent about our basic assumptions - such as might be revealed in a compass like this one - but disagree vehemently about the people, the 'experts,' the authorities whose words we each feel can be trusted.

Our basic beliefs on the big issues are not so different - but bring George W. Bush or Bill Clinton or Ronald Reagan, or Rush Limbaugh or Michael Moore, into the discussion and suddenly we are worlds apart. We read different magazines, different editorials, different blogs, and therefore we are on different teams. In the past election cycle, we were rhetorically like the Hatfields and McCoys.

If not for the feud over personalities, who knows, we'd likely be brothers in arms.

15, 2005

Bombing 'em into submission

Following up on this story from a couple weeks ago, we just ran across this tantalizing report at globalsecurity:

Now known as the 'sex bomb,' or in saucier headlines, the 'gay bomb,' scientists considered developing a chemical weapon with aphrodisiac qualities that would make enemy soldiers hopelessly, physically attractive to one another so as to paralyze their ranks and destroy morale.

Fantastical? Maybe. But when there's even the remotest chance the term 'gay bomb' could become part of our cultural parlance, we will try to further the effort.

Just the threat of a gay bomb would send this particular enemy scurrying into caves and sewers and far off into the desert.

Of course the same thing might be accomplished over time by simply offering the right accessories, but bringin' da bomb would make for better TV.

Predators should not shop too close to home

If you are going to dine on other species, there is probably a natural law saying you should jump at least two or three steps down on the taxonomic chart. For humans, this means don't eat animals you could train to fetch the paper, anchor the network news or operate carnival rides.

Once again, one of my daily Web stopovers, MonkeyWatch, among numerous other molar-grinding 'A-HA!' discoveries, unearths a tidbit with far-reaching ramifications:

All recent Ebola virus outbreaks in humans in forests between Gabon and the Republic of Congo were the result of handling infected wild animal carcasses, according to a study by the Wildlife Conservation Society (WCS) and its regional partners...

The paper provides definitive proof for the assumption that Ebola moves from wildlife populations to humans through the consumption or handling of carcasses or bushmeat.

I recall this is considered a factor with HIV as well.

First, let's note the danger of any food identified by a squirrely euphemism: 'Bushmeat' - now what could that be? Well, you can't say 'Were having monkey for dinner' so you serve bushmeat - just like if you were going to serve canines you'd probably advertise it as 'yardchops' or 'barker' or somesuch. Porpoise might be 'king trout.' Cat would be obliquely known as 'yowling slimer.' You get the picture. An unidentified food sporting an odd name should raise a few flags.

But it's also important to see that the impetus to delve into an ape carcass must be limited to those cultures with no ready access to Vienna Sausages. I think it highly unlikely that anyone with a case of the snausages would be inspired to butcher and fry a chimp. Spam, tuna, Underwoods Deviled Ham, and refried beans are all foodstuffs that, in my view, would obviate the need to grill a platter of monkey chops.

So we can surmise that a ready availability of canned meats could go a long way toward curtailing some of the world's worst health threats. Sanitary, pre-cooked, malleable, and drawn from the nether regions of the food chain, canned meat is good stuff and if we're going to spend $80 billion on anything we might want to start there.

14, 2005

Recorder of Fatima Vision, 'Third Secret', Dies

Sister Lucia dos Santos, the last surviving witness to the Lady of Fatima revelations, passed away yesterday. In the 1940s she recorded a written description of the visions, the first two of which were published but the third - the 'Third Secret' - was kept from the public until at least 2000, when a disputed version was released by the Vatican.

Long a source of speculation and anxiety in some circles, the Third Secret supposedly revealed the end of history and was so upsetting that none of the popes would permit it to be made public. It's official release in 2000 did not end the speculation, because the text did not appear to include information that had been described by individuals who had read the text and by Sister Lucia herself.

This is the text of what the Vatican released:

I write in obedience to you, my God, who command me to do so through his Excellency the Bishop of Leiria and through your Most Holy Mother and mine.

After the two parts which I have already explained, at the left of Our Lady and a little above, we saw an Angel with a flaming sword in his left hand; flashing, it gave out flames that looked as though they would set the world on fire; but they died out in contact with the splendor that Our Lady radiated towards him from her right hand: pointing to the earth with his right hand, the Angel cried out in a loud voice: 'Penance, Penance, Penance!'. And we saw in an immense light that is God: 'something similar to how people appear in a mirror when they pass in front of it' a Bishop dressed in White 'we had the impression that it was the Holy Father'. Other Bishops, Priests, men and women Religious going up a steep mountain, at the top of which there was a big Cross of rough-hewn trunks as of a cork-tree with the bark; before reaching there the Holy Father passed through a big city half in ruins and half trembling with halting step, afflicted with pain and sorrow, he prayed for the souls of the corpses he met on his way; having reached the top of the mountain, on his knees at the foot of the big Cross he was killed by a group of soldiers who fired bullets and arrows at him, and in the same way there died one after another the other Bishops, Priests, men and women Religious, and various lay people of different ranks and positions. Beneath the two arms of the Cross there were two Angels each with a crystal aspersorium in his hand, in which they gathered up the blood of the Martyrs and with it sprinkled the souls that were making their way to God.

It was noted there seemed to be some information missing - which evoked questions for the Vatican. Bottom line: Statements by Cardinal Ratzinger and other fairly compelling evidence leads one to believe the entire document was not published:

We then have Cardinal Ratzinger telling us in 1984 that the Third Secret concerns: 'the dangers threatening the Faith and life of the Christian, and therefore the life of the world. And also the importance of the last things. If it is not published — at least for the moment — it is to avoid confusing religious prophecy with sensationalism. But the things contained in this third secret correspond to what is announced in Scripture and are confirmed by many other Marian apparitions ...' However, in the Vatican document released on June 26, 2000, Cardinal Ratzinger contradicts his 1984 statement by stating that (concerning the Third Secret), 'No great mystery is revealed; nor is the future unveiled.'

And we can also refer to a letter written by Sister Lucy on May 12, 1982, allegedly 'to the Holy Father'. The Vatican document of June 26, 2000 presents a photographic reproduction of a portion of this handwritten letter and claims that it was addressed to Pope John Paul II. However, a close comparison of the handwritten Portuguese text (a portion is shown below) with the versions provided by the Vatican (English, Italian, and Portuguese) reveals that a crucial phrase, which proves that this letter could not have been written to the Pope — or to any Pope — has been omitted from all 3 versions.

Sister Lucia's passing will undoubtedly bring Fatima back into the news, and likely provide a second wind to the efforts to have the entire document of her recounting made public.

My personal take? Well, to be honest I am curious, but as a more or less evangelical Protestant and all that entails I'm sort of, er, noncommital on the whole 'Mary' concept. And I should quickly add I am aware what I've learned about the role of Mary in Catholic piety could well be a caricature; probably is, in fact, because the experiential aspects of devotion tend to get left out of history, analysis, commentary, etc.

But there is this one phrase appearing in a couple places in the New Testament that gives me pause when considering this type of phenomena. Not wanting to be a bringdown when Sister Lucia is deserving of honor and respectful memorialization, I'll leave that for another day.

(Thanks to NRO for the notice.)

13, 2005

Career change for a serious blogger

Joe Carter's got some news over at Evangelical Outpost. Please check it out.

Sticking up for the little guys in Florida

Heaven knows we've had our issues with the lesser creatures, but that's just because we don't think they belong indoors with us and the medical professionals have confirmed this.

But we do have sympathy and concern for the scruffy little things - no BS - and Florida Cracker really is one of the good ones when it comes to tracking animal cruelty issues. (She's not too shabby on the military and Duane Allman fronts either). There are some real a-holes out there on the human team, and Cracker makes sure stories involving mistreatment of animals, in her purview, are followed. Noble work.

12, 2005

Theodicy: Reconciling Divine Goodness And The Jeff Gannon Takedown

When bad things happen to the man on whom modern conservatism had wagered its past, present and future, you have to wonder what the lesson could possibly be.

In a fit of insane pique last evening I hauled my entire collection of National Review magazines, dating back to 1973, out into the yard and wailed on them with my 21" deck, self-propelled, 6.5 hp Honda mower for 20 minutes, blind with fury, shouting "Here's what I've got! What have I got? HERE'S WHAT I'VE GOT!" until I was hoarse and my pants were speckled with bits of prose by George Will, Pat Buchanan, Taki, Bill Buckley, Joe Sobran, and all the young whippersnappers. I brushed them off desperately, crazily, wandered for a few steps and sank to the ground. As the chill of night set in, I leaned back and dug my fingers into the turf, my face turned up at the lead-colored sky and weeping...weeping uncontrollably; weeping for the ideals I grew up with, weeping for the Movement, but most of all, weeping for the members of my family whom I will NEVER, EVER speak to again lest any of them see my shame.

For the complete lowdown on this milestone in American political history, please immediately visit Ace, who has chronicled the ideological holocaust better than anyone I've read. Go to his entry for Feb 12, 2005 and scroll down through Feb 10 and read the all the comments - and keep on reading as long as you can bear it, until all the laughter dies in tears.

11, 2005

Jeff Gannon Jeff Gannon Jeff Gannon Jeff Gannon Jeff Gannon!

They're consoling each other with Jeff Gannon stories over at Ace's place (read and scroll down).

I'll always remember this day as the day we mourned the loss former White House reporter Jeff 'Jeff Gannon' Gannon, because it's also the day I did not have time to leave work during lunch to go home and feed the ferret, as I had intended.

The 21st Century Mount Rushmore Project

This is just a preliminary design, low-rez, obviously kinks to be worked out. But I think we're getting pretty close. One essential point: It's GOT to be built in Vermont:

The New Mount Rushmore

Thanks to all who have contributed and let's start getting those signatures!!

If not now: When?

If not us: Who?

If liberal heads are not exploding: What are we here for?

10, 2005

Bulletins! Cold weather expected in February, March...

...and North Korea has nuclear weapons!

Oh! - in this world of blossoming, buzzing confusion, should anything surprise us anymore? (And if not for Fox News, what kind of stifling cloud of ignorance would we all be buried under?!!)

Never ones to discount the startling potential of the obvious, we will leave it to the intrepid Fox staff to unravel the tangled web of events leading up to this earth-shaking new development, and explain how the unthinkable must become, eventually, thinkable.

While we await our brains' ability, we hope, to render all of this craziness intelligible, we will offer a few observations - with the caveat that nothing may be as it seems.

(Cue ominous 'television news topic' theme music: B-DUMM...B-DUMM.... B-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DUMM...KER-CHHH! KER-CHHH!)

Now that we've got your attention, we'd like to note it's somewhat comforting to know the missile defense argument of the past five or so years was maybe not such a waste of time. And maybe the Bush administration will reconsider its decision to trim the budget for the systems in Alaska - although said systems would not exist, we must assume, unless the Bush administration had decided some years ago that North Korea may be a problem in this regard.

While certain parties have demonstrated a willingness to cut through the crap and talk frankly about our North Korean friends, apparently others among us need to be brought up to date. These latest mind-boggling revelations should awaken everyone to the hazards of life as we know it.

To summarize: a) The North Koreans have nukes. b) The North Korean government is not so nice and thinks none too highly of the United States. c) We'd have more luck dialoguing with our resident small animals than with that Korean Elvis dude.

Personally, I'd tend to throw my lot in with the ferret - but then again, I'm funny that way.

09, 2005

The power of bad information

Our frequent contention that lies and sick ideologies are responsible for the worst of the world's problems gets some support from this Arab News report from Jeddah:

Labor Minister Dr. Ghazi Al-Gosaibi thinks extremist teachings, not unemployment, are the root causes of terrorism in Saudi Arabia.

Gosaibi blamed the spread of terrorism on the 'indoctrination that teaches young people they can kill justifiably' and the training some extremists received in terror camps in Afghanistan.

'I don’t believe that terrorist movement has anything to do with unemployment,' the minister told reporters in Riyadh.

Unemployment has long been regarded as a major source of frustration in a region possessing one of the world’s youngest populations. Many also argue that economic hardships also drive young people from the region toward militancy.

'As you know Osama Bin Laden is a very rich man and all of his cronies are quite rich,' Gosaibi said. '(Venezuelan-born terrorist) Carlos (the Jackal) wasn’t exactly a beggar and I am not aware that somebody has been driven to terrorism simply because he could not find a job.'

The recent coverage by the Washington Times of the Saudi-published documents found in mosques across the U.S. served as a warning that toxic ideas are being nurtured here as well. American culture, unfortunately, is fertile soil for really twisted interpretations of reality.

Luckily, the vast majority of Americans seem capable of recognizing misguided minds and ignoring them. So we have that going for us. Which is nice.

Deathbed Evidence of Life after Death

I stumbled onto this post by Amanda Witt while reading the excellent Mere Comments blog from Touchstone Magazine:

It is easier to grasp the concept of life after death, if we see the moments leading up to death. But few of us nowadays do. It is shut tidily away in a hospital room, and we are presented with a dead body after the fact.

'Before the widespread use of heavy sedation,' Dallas Willard notes in The Divine Conspiracy, 'It was quite common for those keeping watch to observe something like this. The one making the transition often begins to speak to those who have gone before. They come to meet us while we are still in touch with those left behind. The curtains part for us briefly before we go through.'

Very interesting - I've heard a similar description from people who have witnessed it. Be sure to read the rest.

BourboCam: Mardis Gras without the smells

Caution: Mildly addictive, sometimes naughty link! (if you've ever spent any time on Bourbon Street, you'll probably appreciate the opportunity to experience it like this, from your couch).

As midnight approaches in the city of excess:

and finally, closing time:

After many trips there on business, my take has always been that actually being in the Big Easy is not as fun as it looks. The glamour! The vomit! The sexiness! The litter! The jazz! The drunks! The celebration! The unrequited lust!

You definitely need to watch where you step. I love my fellow man as much as the next guy, but I sort of draw the line when my fellow man's bodily fluids are part of the exchange.

So this is just about the right way to do Mardis Gras if you ask me. It conveys both the excitement and the banality. Enjoy! You won't even have to take a shower! Updates every 20 seconds.

08, 2005

Rugby guys are tougher than you and I

Like cutting off your nose to spite your face...

...only much, much worse:

FAN HACKS OFF TESTICLES

A welsh rugby fan cut off his testicles after Wales' Six Nations win over England at the week-end.

Geoff Huish was so convinced England would beat the Welsh he told mates: 'If Wales win I'll cut my balls off.

Friends thought the 26-year-old was joking. But after Wales' 11-9 victory in Cardiff on Saturday, he went home and carried out his promise.

He then walked the 200m back to the social club in Caerphilly to show everyone what he had done.

Staff dialled 999 and put his testicles in a pint glass packed with ice until help arrived.

I used to get pretty worked up over sporting events, but even at my most committed stage I was never in this guy's league. I guess I've just never been that confident in my sexuality.

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About friggin' time we had some standards in this burg

They say the low voter turnout in the U.S. is a sign of societal health: Things on the whole are going pretty swimmingly, so why get all riled up about politics?

Following the same logic, we lucky Virginians have pretty much knocked down all the big problems, and now we're setting our sights on the 'quality of life' stuff:

Va. Bill Sets Fine for Low-Riding Pants

Virginians who wear their pants so low their underwear shows may want to think about investing in a stronger belt.

The state's House of Delegates passed a bill Tuesday authorizing a $50 fine for anyone who displays his or her underpants in a 'lewd or indecent manner.'

Next up, to switch gears slightly, are the perfume-fogged matrons strolling the mall. After that, I'll be on my soapbox about cats again: We can't legislate them out of existence, but we can begin to impose some limits. If any species ever deserved dhimmitude, it's those furry little allergens