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29, 2005

'Fishing With Gandhi' guys DVD!!

Well Heavens to Murgatroid, what have we here!

One of the sheer-genius dudes behind Fishing With Gandhi stumbled upon an old post from the old site (which, pleasantly, is so poorly translated that the 'quote' marks are now represented as ?question marks?), and took the trouble to inform us as follows:

I couldn't help but notice that you're a fan of my
movie, "Fishing With Gandhi."

We just finished a nifty double dvd set of FWG and it's sequel, "Cow Monkey," in which Roy and Gil go hunting for Big Foot.

The first thousand copies are signed by Roy and Gil themselves, John and James Reichmuth!

Check it out!

click here for more information

Thanks,

Gabe Weisert

Guess what, friends - you'd better hurry to purchase these singular cultural artifacts because there are at least five less available. The ones I just bought.

You cannot surpass Fishing With Gandhi. Place any film alongside it, and I can argue why your film pales in comparison. Buy the movie; thank me later.

By the way, it's good to be back.

UPDATE: How splendid is that, to get an actual e-mail from Gabe Weisert?

UPDATE II: An old buddy e-mails me this note: "Gee, 'Place any film alongside it, and I can argue why your film pales in comparison'? Have you gone daft, old man? Or are you just an idiot?"

To which I have two responses: A). When I said "film" I should have specified "comedy." B). Saying "I can argue" is exactly what I meant: I have not laughed harder at a movie than I have while watching Fishing With Gandhi, so you can talk till you're blue in the face and you can't make an objective argument that any film made has been funnier. Others have been damn good. This one is infused with genius.

21, 2005

Schadenfreude for Norv Turner

Norv won't say it, so I will.

Norv Turner's Oakland Raiders beat the Washington Redskins yesterday afternoon. This was not simply a football result that could have gone either way. The universe demanded it.

Dan Snyder had a comeuppance coming.

You see, Norv was hired by (local) legendary Redskins owner, the late Jack Kent Cooke, in 1994 (I think) when the Redskins totally sucked.

[The "I think" refers to the date: The Redskins' sucking was indisputable.]

[Full disclosure: I am a lifelong Cowboys fan. Watching the impact of Mr. Cooke hiring a Dallas Cowboys coach, which for Redskins fans was like receiving a blood transfusion from Satan himself, was delightful.]

Cooke died a few years later, and the 'Skins were purchased by a brash, incredibly rich, highly-accomplished 34-year-old marketing guy/NFL neophyte named Dan Snyder who managed the team like a fantasy football team, spending wads of cash on guys who had great stats in previous years under the mistaken assumption that past performance would be indicative of future results - a dangerous assumption when considering investments, but an absolutely catastrophic approach on draft day for your fantasy league.

[I'm not going to tell the whole story. Do this Google search: +Snyder +Redskins +"free agents" +multi-million +suck. You'll probably find enough material to write a book.]

Norv got them into the playoffs in 1999, and then he was fired in the midst of a playoff race in 2000 in a particularly undignified manner (details in links below) when the team was 7-6.

The Washington Redskins have not seen 7-6 since.

Now, Norv apparently was not the great motivator during his tenure here. He never managed to get the team back to the level it enjoyed under Joe Gibbs, who led the Redskins to three Super Bowl victories. Fact is, though, when Gibbs retired (I think) in 1993, the team was on a downhill spiral. Gibbs - I'm speculating here - had not figured out how to deal with the looming salary cap and had lost the energy for the incessant effort required for continued success in a drastically changing environment.

Norv made a couple real bad draft choices and the team lost a bunch of close games. But they generally were competitive.

And given the assumption that success at coaching a sports team is essentially a long-term proposition because you have to develop the people and familiarity among team members, and you have to allow the organization to grow continually through experience until everything clicks, the Redskins could have been successful if everything was allowed to play out.

[If reading the first two clauses in the previous sentence caused you to expel your beverage through your nose, please forgive me because I am an idealist. Coaches being allowed to develop a team over time: What a concept.]

Anyway, Norv came back yesterday and against the odds his current team beat the team owned by the guy who had tossed Norv out onto the street.

The local press corps tells the story better than I can:

And the Redskins who made the killer turnover, the crucial mental mistake -- and lost a game they coulda, shoulda, woulda won. Seems like that was always happening in November and December when Turner was the coach. Five years later, it's still happening, despite the efforts of Hall of Famer Gibbs. What conclusions are we to draw from that?
More here:

Q: Snyder fired Norv for losing back-to-back nail-biters at home to the Eagles and Giants when we were 7-6 and still in the hunt. Is he going to fire Joe Gibbs for losing back-to-back close ones to the previously punchless Bucs and the loathsome Raiders?

A: No way. Not even Snyder would dare dump a Hall of Fame coach during the season. RFK barely has half the seating capacity of the Big Ugly by the Beltway; otherwise, Danny might be ready to reclaim the stadium where Coach Joe ruled.

Maybe Jack Kent Cooke really did build his team's house on an ancient Indian burial ground; not much has gone right for the Redskins since they moved to Landover...

Q: With the Chargers, Cowboys and Giants all coming here, plus trips to St. Louis and Philadelphia, can we still make the playoffs?

A: It sure doesn't look that way. It doesn't even look likely the Redskins will finish with a winning record, which still would leave Turner the last coach to post one for the Redskins.

That was back in 1999, before Snyder was able to put his stamp on the team. Norv trumps Danny again


Truly classic commentary comes from the Washington Post's sports columnists. Registration is required, but believe me it's worth the trouble to do so and read these in their entirety.

If you love to hate the Redskins, that is.

Thomas Boswell:

Norv Turner said a few words of appreciation to his Oakland Raiders. Not many, because words aren't his best thing. Then he gave a game ball to the guy who made the sack that clinched a 16-13 victory over the Washington Redskins at FedEx Field yesterday. No mention of his nearly seven years as the Redskins' coach, including his final season, when he was fired in the middle of a playoff race despite a winning record.

Short and sweet by one of the NFL's classiest, most popular, but indisputably middle-of-the-pack head coaches. However, veteran Warren Sapp, perhaps the only man in the room who could steal the stage from the head coach, knew what the Raiders wanted done. So the 300 pounds of Sapp stood up and handed Turner a game ball of his own. "When you're unceremoniously dismissed in the middle of a season, you want to come back there and win," Sapp said. "Norv took over the Redskins when they were bad [in '94]. He took them back to the playoffs.

Michael Wilbon:
If it's irony you're looking for, how about Norv Turner softening up the Washington Redskins, setting them up to be knocked out next week by Marty Schottenheimer?

And, the best for last, Tony Kornheiser:
It's almost five full years since Snyder fired Turner, on a Monday, one day after Turner's Redskins lost here to the Giants, 9-7; another close game Turner didn't win. After the game Snyder kept Turner on ice in the clubhouse area, instructing him to sit and wait like a truant. About two hours later, Turner shrugged and drove home, tired of being treated like a schoolboy. The next day Snyder canned him. The Redskins were 7-6 at the time. Hardly any coach gets fired in the middle of an NFL season, certainly no coach with a winning record. Snyder was saying, I'd rather have anybody coach my team than Norv Turner.

As it turns out, three people have coached for Snyder since. They're the brightest lights on the marquee: Marty Schottenheimer, Steve Spurrier and the legendary Joe Gibbs. None of them has yet been 7-6 with the Redskins.

Icing on the cake is, Marty Schottenheimer's Chargers are playing the 'Skins next weekend. Schottenheimer also did not get very nice treatment here from Dan Snyder. If you're interested, Google that one up for yourself. The upshot is there could be some more schadenfreude on the menu, not quite as sweet as Norv Turners's, but real, real close.

20, 2005

SPTM files: Bouncer Dude takes stock of things

I don't know if I'm even reading this post right, but I think it's one of the more profoundly revealing autobiographies I've ever read.

They bleached the old house of their little stain after seventeen years. Seventeen years of splitting rooms four ways, bearing the brunt of loser-assed junkets to Atlantic City and Mom glassy-eyed at the circles penned on the daily betting line in the Post. Seventeen years, a hand on my throat, my feet three inches off the ground, never knowing what that smell was 'til I woke up with my first hangover. Making a career of nothing, nobody, never to the house. The enemies were everywhere, and moving in faster than the property values could stomach it.

Seventeen years of "n-----s" and "s---s" and "c----s" and Lord knows what other kind of what-the-fuck-are-theys inching their way in. And college is a fuckin' pipe dream unless somebody notices, 'cause your tuition's sittin' in a coffer at Harrah's, or it's back behind the barber shop, and he ain't got the skills to get it back.

Go read it all. The guy's amazing.

17, 2005

AnyMarine.com

I did not know this existed....Great Web Site.

About 1/3 of the way down are links to support members of the other forces.

The holidays are upon us; it's an ideal time for charitable giving.

16, 2005

Chimp crusaders: Ed got hisself an antagonist

Well maybe I'm finally starting to feel like myself again. I'm 100% ready to report on the latest controversy over at MonkeyWatch.

Needless to say, I think Ed's right on this one. We must be mindful of the status and comfort of our resident chimps. We also must bear in mind they can be a little rough - not "noogies"-rough but more like "eating-your-soft-tissue-rough".

Animal-rights advocates seem to mean well much of the time. But they are kids, so you hear them out but then let adults make the decisions.

15, 2005

Michael Graham back on the air!

I suddenly like Boston a lot. Michael Graham is back on the radio - in afternoon drive time, no less

Michael Graham was fired in August by WMAL-AM because he refused to apologize for saying "We are at war with a terrorist organization named Islam," on-air following the London subway bombings.

"I stand by it," Graham, 42, told the Boston Herald on Monday.

The former standup comedian and GOP political consultant officially took over Monday as WTKK-FM's afternoon drive host after a two-week tryout, replacing Jay Severin.

For background, you can read our posts about Michael’s battle with WMAL and CAIR:

Here

Here

Here

Here (heh…what was I drinking thinking?)

Here

Here

And especially here.

UPDATE: Here is the WaPo's take - pretty good, actually.

SPTM files - aluminum helmet test

Whew. I don't even deserve to occupy the same planet as these guys.

11, 2005

Intelligent observations on the war

Ideas from one of the best SPTM (smarter people than me), in this great interview with Victor Davis Hanson at FrontPage magazine:

We must establish a culture of ostracism for radical Islam. We are seeing that now inside Holland, Great Britain, and now apparently France as well. By that I mean we wish to create a landscape similar to what a Nazi felt in 1946 or a Stalinist saw in 1989: that the ideology is bankrupt and no one will tolerate it anymore, and praising suicide bombing in Haifa or celebrating IEDs in Iraq is the moral equivalent of calling for Waffen SS victories in WWII or praise for the Baatan Death March, which earns a person deportation from the West and social exile abroad. There is no reason, after Iran's boast to wipe out Israel, that such a country belongs in the UN, or that any civilized country would have diplomatic personnel in Teheran. It should be seen as Nazi Germany circa 1939.

We are not there yet in establishing such a moral reawakening, but these should be our ultimate military and political goals; defeat and kill terrorists in the field; pressure and isolate their national sponsors; and discredit their ideology. Do that and we win; fail and we endure the present sort of global Lebanization of seeing schoolgirls beheaded in Indonesia, or schoolchildren shot in Beslan, or schoolteachers assassinated in Iraq, beside the sick carnage from New York to New Dehli and the spectre of escalation to the nuclear level in Iran.

10, 2005

Intelligent observations on France

Still finding myself inexplicably with nothing whatsoever to say on any topic, we are hereby initiating the new category "What smarter people than me are saying." We expect to draw from this well extensively in the near future.

We will initiate this new theme with the topic of France - a place I've never even been to and therefore quite impossible for me to comment intelligently on - and one of our favorite smarter people than me, Richard John Neuhaus:

One notes in passing that President Bush was much criticized for taking two days before making a national address about Katrina and the devastation of the Gulf Coast. He should have responded more quickly. By way of contrast, however, President Jacques Chirac of France waited until the violence had raged for eleven days in hundreds of cities before addressing the nation, and has been invisible since. I’m not sure what to make of that, but it may have something to do with Applebaum’s point. It is not easy to know what to say when more than ten percent of the French nation is not really French.

That ten percent figure is hardly the whole of it. Of the population of France that is under 20 years of age, 30 percent is Muslim. In major urban areas, the figure is close to 50 percent. It does not require higher mathematics to understand why it is said of Europe generally and of France in particular that they are dying. More precisely, they are becoming very different societies, for which “Eurabia” may be the apt word.

More here, from a guy who is, in keeping with our theme, also most likely smarter than me.

08, 2005

New TV Ads Thank America for Iraq War

[New posts? Sorry, I still got nuthin'. But here's something from some guys who are trying to accomplish something.]

The Kurdistan Development Corporation will launch a multi-front advertising and public relations campaign next week - thanking the United States and Coalition Partners for the military campaign that
liberated the Iraqi Kurds from the ravages of Saddam Hussein. The program will be launched with a national TV ad campaign, print ads and an extensive public relations program.

The campaign, "The Other Iraq," is named such to distinguish the public perception of Iraq as a violent and dangerous place with the more prosperous and peaceful Kurdistan.

Along with the TV and print ads is the launch of the website: www.TheOtherIraq.com

At the website you can view the three new TV ads that have been produced, in addition to a new documentary about Kurdistan that will be distributed throughout the United States and Europe.

AVAILABLE FOR INTERVIEWS/MEDIA INQUIRIES:

Bayan Sami Abdul Rahman, Kurdistan Regional Government Representative to the UK, Chairman Kurdistan Development Corporation, will travel to the United States from London to serve as the principal spokesperson for The Other Iraq campaign. She was educated in London and very fluent in English so can capably do television and radio interviews. Other spokespersons are available, and they are listed on the website.

For more information or to schedule interviews, call 916-233-4055

UPDATE: I just saw the TV ad this morning and it's compelling.

05, 2005

Wheezin' along

No sooner does the very fabric of my existence itself begin to show signs of shredding -- and then my laptop dies!!

I have to borrow computer time so I can't just log on and post anything I want off the top of my head whenever I want! (Well, that's probably a good thing...)

And I can't check e-mail!

And I therefore can't respond in a timely manner to work-related e-mails which are 99% of the time simply annoying! (Well, of course that IS a good thing...)

And I can't stay up-to-the-minute current on the NOOOOS! (Hmm, maybe I should just throw that laptop in the creek because this is starting to look like a pretty nice set up - I have gotten over three-quarters through Crime and Punishment since the computer went dead...)

But I vouch I shall be back online, dammit, for good or ill, be that welcome news to you or not, all cosmic mutterings aside!

By the way, on a more positive note, demosthenes is really back, it appears. Existence is righting itself...

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