Lifestyle experimentation notes
Not that you'd want to do it: but, if forced, the upsides of marrying a goat are several:
-Spend a lot less on both cheese and jewelry.
-Read the entire newspaper without a single interruption.
-Adultry, even bigamy, not such a problem.
-Bathroom sink much less cluttered.
-Hear nary a complaint when they're left out in the yard all day.
(And thanks to WND for continuing the meticulous cataloguing of moral outrages).
