Osama files: Call me Phineas
Since we've already established 'suicide' is no groundbreaking threat, we can explore other avenues Osama might take if he truly wanted to put a chill in our britches.
For one, joining the progressive dope camp...AT THE ROOTS!
Yes, friends, it's the wacky adventures of Fat Freddy, Phrenetique and Freewheelin' Franklin, our hirsute trio, embedded in the heart of Red-State America. Dodgin' the Man and dealin' where they can.
Remember: Dope will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no dope.
