Tap my phone, please
Like the proverbial forest and trees, and fish who never learn the concept of "water," sometimes nonsense is so evident we barely notice it:
While Hayden was running the super-secret National Security Agency, according to a report yesterday in USA Today, the NSA began collecting comprehensive records of telephone calls made by "tens of millions of Americans." If your service is provided by ATT, Verizon or BellSouth, according to the newspaper, this means your phone calls -- all the calls you've made since late 2001.
Oh criminy, they'll learn about my nefarious scheme to stop at Safeway and pick up toothpaste and salmon after work tomorrow! They'll know I am going out for Thai food on Mothers Day and numerous other parties will be involved.
Worse still, this can happen under a Democratic administration! My local wiretaps during the Clinton years undoubtedly revealed I was a Republican. But also that I was a hasher in the habit of drinking beer and running around throwing white powdery substances all over Washington DC!!
Oh all right, maybe I'm being flippant. There certainly would have been those many deeply personal conversations in which young persons related to me by procreation attempted to talk their way out of domestic infractions possibly implicating other friends, and friends' parents, and emergency workers, and law enforcement personnel who together comprised the reason for a 4:00 am telephone call. Maybe I would not be totally comfortable if that conversation was being broadcast in real time in some basement office in Foggy Bottom.
Honestly, though, it's a trade off I'd be willing to make. If the Clinton-Reno administration did not see fit to send in the shock troops and torch us after all the things I said about them over the phone, I think I'll take my chances with future administrations listening in on my grocery-shopping conspiracies.
Whatever the Bush administration has been doing since 9-11-2001 has worked pretty well so far preventing terrorist activity in America, so I say let them keep doing it.


Comments
Posted by: PJ | 12, 2006 02:46
Posted by: John Climacus | 12, 2006 10:25
Posted by: WTR | 12, 2006 09:33